#me
#i'm boring as hell

cross out the things you’ve done.

Graduated high school Kissed someone| Collected something really stupid. | Smoked a cigarette.| Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. | Gone to a rock concert. | Helped someone.| Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. | Lied to someone. | Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident. | Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral. | Burned yourself. | Ran a marathon. | Cried yourself to sleep. | Spent over $200 in one day. | Flown on a plane. | Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing. | Had a best friend. | Lost someone you loved. | Shoplifted something. | Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | Had detention. | Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. | Stolen books from the library. | Gone to a different country. | Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. | Had an online diary. | Had a yard sale. | Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show. | Written poetry. | Read more than 20 books a year. | Gone to Europe.| Loved someone you shouldn’t have. | Used a coloring book over age 12. | Had surgery. | Had stitches. | Taken a taxi. | Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. | Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight/split one up) | Gone surfing in California. | Had a hamster/guinea pig. | Pet a wild animal. | Used a credit card. | Did “spirit day” at school. | Dyed your hair. | Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s. | Been on the Honor Roll. | Know someone with HIV or AIDS. | Made out with someone| Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging. | Had a romantic relationship.| Been on the TV. | French braided| Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car. | Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish. | Drank alcohol | Forwarded a chain letter. | Made a mistake.
9 hours ago   102,281 notes   via / source
#i like this
#lfc

Liverpool players celebrating their goal.

9 hours ago   36 notes   via
#fucking dick

postracialcomments:

veryscaryghost:

postracialcomments:

When are folks gonna learn?

Home Depot, Mattoon IL, Manager Kevin L Weuve (I think this is right but check first, presumably he works where he lives) I can’t make an international call to Home Depot, but someone destroy his life

https://www.facebook.com/troy.gray.543?fref=ts

Address: 1301 Fort Worth Way, Mattoon, IL 61938
He went to Mattoon High School so Im assuming that is his store
He also works at Rural King Supply…looks like theres more than one in the area
10 hours ago   14,659 notes   via / source
#I'm still in shock
#THE LAST 4 WERE 8 MINUTES APART
#LET'S NEVER DO THAT AGAIN

I just?

10 hours ago   19 notes  
#who is she

zabialonso:

Does anyone kno who she is?

11 hours ago   122 notes   via / source
#LAFFIN
#OH PEGASUS

breastforce:

the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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11 hours ago   73,969 notes   via / source
#it's gonna be awful

@ real madrid since you have el clasico on saturday can you like just rest everyone? you dont even have to show up

12 hours ago   18 notes  
#Lallana
#Balotelli
#LFC
12 hours ago   33 notes   via
#what

aguerosergiokun:

disneyprincerakitic:

never forget that one time masche was interviewed by phineas and ferb

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12 hours ago   535 notes   via / source
#LOOK AT THIS BABY
#PUPPY

handsomedogs:

Penelope The Chug, chillin’ on a lazy weekend afternoon…..

Follow Penelope at: penelopethechug.tumblr.com

12 hours ago   258 notes   via
#YES OMG

magneito:

magneito:

does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had

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its real

12 hours ago   200,254 notes   via / source
#I WENT TO TEXAS ONCE AND I GOT INVITED BY A FRIEND
#AND THAT WAS WHAT WE HAD
#IT WAS SO GOOD

jimmysass:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

I am a Texan and I am guILTY AS CHARGED
13 hours ago   25,928 notes   via / source
#what

officialunitedstates:

I wish the kermit meme lasted longer but thats not my concern

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13 hours ago   13,227 notes   via

that’s it

that’s the whole game in 1 sentence 

13 hours ago   30 notes  
#arneriise
arneriise asked: 6, 13, 24 bitch

Skrtel lol

Spain getting knocked out before England

Again, mine


15 hours ago   2 notes